Deadpool's I'm Not Always a Jerk, Sometimes I'm Sleeping

Listen up, chumps! You think that masked maniac is always spewing nonsense? Well, lemme tell ya - sometimes I'm just taking a nap. Yeah, even superheroes need their beauty rest, you know? Don't judge me. Maybe I was up all night fighting crime. Point is, next time you see me basking in the sun, don't assume I'm just being a lazy bum. Perhaps

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